I feel it is my duty to pass this along to anyone who cares. I realise it was written by a bloke but I have to say it is pretty much on the money and all boys who care about their significant other should take head. Plus it's a laugh . . . . . . because it's true. Enjoy!
9 WORDS OR PHRASES WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument, when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It !
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - then it is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .... that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying S.C.R.E.W. YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
If you're smart . . . . you'll remember this advice.
P.S. It all makes perfect sense. Doesn't it Girls!
5 comments:
If only they could remember these things. ;o)
Tell me about it!
It isn't that hard!!
But obviously . . . . lol (:
LOL, this is so true. I'm actually a little ashamed at how oftened I pull all of these out...
I am copying this and sending it to Daniel so he can't forget...don't want to put the poor man at a disadvantage. Thanks for the great post Kelly.
xoxo
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